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Protecting One American At A Time

Friday, April 13, 2007

The Department of Homeland Security has announced a new initiative designed to keep each and every American safe and secure.

The FreedomSphere™ Personal Security System will guarantee that all Patriotic Citizens will be protected from virtually any sort of Evil committed by Evildoing Evildoers. All Americans will be required to use the FreedomSphere™ in all public spaces beginning January 21, 2009.

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Comments:

This is such a Fahrenheit 451 image...I want one and I want to send one to every living creature in Iraq.

Posted by Karan [URL] at 04/13/07

It'd make it hard to go through doorways.

As Mama Shakes would say: What the poop?

Posted by flerdle [URL] at 04/14/07

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