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And once you've figured out the difference between an elliptical trainer and a BDSM rack, go over to 10 Zen Monkeys and consider how Hollywood manages to turn everything into an opportunity to to ogle starlets' breasts (and other assorted naughty bits).

Bonus points if you can match up the buxom movie star to her favorite exercise machine/sex toy.

(This post totally safe for work, just in case you're worried)