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I already have my request in for my Father's Day present, but there's always the traditional necktie for you wives and children whose husbands and fathers aren't as forthcoming with the unreasonable demands.
Or maybe this is the year for non-traditional. The giant squids are massing by the thousands just off the coast of San Diego preparing to stage their preemptive strike on the rogue-nation U.S., ridding us of our weapons of mass destruction before we use them to terrorize someone, and bringing democracy and freedom to a people crushed under the heel of a despotic tyrant.
I, for one, well....you know. Having one of these spiffy squid brain neckties might go a long way toward appeasing them once they're firmly in control.
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