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You read it here first, ladies and gentlemen -- Harry Potter dies in a good-vs-evil struggle with Voldemort while standing in line to buy an iPhone! Harry scores a Pyrrhic victory by killing Voldemort just as he reaches the head of the line and he gets the last 80GB iPhone in the Apple Store, only to perish of his wounds while waiting for a Google Map back to Hogwarts to download over his AT&T EDGE Internet connection. Ron and Hermione try to summon help, but neither of them can figure out how to use the goddamn phone interface to call an ambulance.
Meanwhile, in a subterranean lair somewhere near Cupertino, California, a greying visage leers with a mixture of satisfaction and mild ennui.
There! I just saved you all that time reading the damn thing.
bastard!
Posted by Anonymous Coward [URL] at 07/20/07
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