Why Is This Woman Smiling?

Dennis and Elizabeth Kucinich

The gorgeous redhead standing next to Democratic Presidential candidate Dennis Kucinich is his wife Elizabeth.

While Congressman Kucinich hasn’t made much of a dent in the campaign polls, she certainly has made quite a sensation, especially here on the Internet. I’d say there’s no doubt that she puts the other campaign trophy wives to shame (though Jeri Thompson runs a pretty close second in the “FLILF” derby).

Many people are still scratching their heads about how this schlubby little guy from Cleveland scored so well with this goddess-like creature. This morning, the folks at Slate think they’ve found a secret clue that explains the entire situation: the anagram of “Dennis Kucinich” is “Nine-inch dick, U.S.”.

And no, you CAN’T see her tongue stud, even if you ask nicely.

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2 comments

  1. Joel Sax says:

    She certainly looks more appealing to me than Bill Clinton.

  2. shelley says:

    Respectfully, Joel, I beg to differ.

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