
The BBC reports that it’s time once again for the annual zoo census at all zoos in the United Kingdom. The “stock-take” is a legal requirement for zoo licensing. The curator of the insect exhibit at the London Zoo says that he’s lucky that the law allows him to count some of the bugs, like their colony of leaf-cutter ants, as a single unit, although the bigger bugs have to be counted individually.
Still no explanation offered for why there was a penguin on the back of the television.

Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, just so we [...]
It’s going to be a long two months waiting for the iPad to actually ship so that all the tech bloggers and their hangers-on will stop writing so much speculative bullshit about iT and turn their attention iNstead to some other thing that’s going to Change Life As We Know iT. Since you cannot click [...]
Please, please, PUH-LEEZE stop talking about “What do we call the last decade?” Nobody could come up with an acceptable choice ten years ago, and nobody’s going to come up with one now. “Aughties” and “Naughties” are contrived and stupid, and so is the very idea that anything wraps up all nice and neatly into [...]





