Der Spiegel reports on a somewhat bizarre problem across Germany: corpses are not decaying in their graves due to the overuse of clay as a topsoil in cemeteries. Instead, the moist soil and the lack of air exchange that would occur normally are causing a process called saponification to occur, where the bodies literally turn into a waxy substance similar to soap. Bodies can be exhumed and reburied in better soil to decompose normally, but cemetery operators find it difficult to broach the subject with families.
Meanwhile, Zombie Hitler makes his plans to reconquer Europe and maybe even New York
