Why The Past Was More Fun Than Today

Because we used REAL FLAME GUNS to clear our frickin’ front walks with and they only cost SEVEN BUCKS!!
Try THAT with your $400 iPod, whippersnappers!

Because we used REAL FLAME GUNS to clear our frickin’ front walks with and they only cost SEVEN BUCKS!!
Try THAT with your $400 iPod, whippersnappers!
I want one. My birthday is coming up in three short months…
Like I’m going to buy YOU a flame thrower. ;-p