Signs Your Celebrity Career Might Be Almost Over

1.  Getting naked, putting on a bad wig and pretending to be Marilyn Monroe (because look at how well MM turned out)

2. Being "the aging actress" on Dancing With The Stars (Oh, Priscilla, Elvis is spinning in his grave over your bad facelift)

3. Barbara Walters won’t take your phone calls anymore. (Although he’s still on Raul’s speed dial)

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5 comments

  1. Karan says:

    Priscilla looks just like Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas: http://spyhunter007.com/Images/nightmare_before_christmas_sally.jpg

  2. Brian says:

    Sally’s not as scary-looking.

  3. Suzette says:

    What’s with the nose? My sister had a facelift and one of the things that went into that was a broadening of the bridge of the nose. Looks like P. had the same thing done. I guess its part of a package that includes lips pulled into a permanent smile and eyelids that never quite close.

  4. Tony says:

    Yikes! Like Morticia Addams, only not so good.

    And, the way she’s going, poor girl, Lindsay Lohan may very well end up being Marilyned.

  5. Brian says:

    Priscilla Presley used to be gorgeous, too, which is what makes her present apparition so unpalatable. It’s going to be tough watching her trying to do the quickstep on DWTS with a mug like that.

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