If you still have all your fingers left after blowing up that jar full of sugar and potassium chlorate, you could learn a few sleight-of-hand magic tricks like making a toothpick disappear. In fact, here’s a video of that creepy Criss Angel guy showing you how to do the trick.
Just be careful you don’t show this trick to anybody in Florida. Apparently, a teacher in Land O’ Lakes, FL showed this trick to some of his students, and some parents called to complain that he was “practicing wizardry” and got the guy fired.
(Why do I suspect those parents were Christians? Hmmmm??????)
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It’s going to be a long two months waiting for the iPad to actually ship so that all the tech bloggers and their hangers-on will stop writing so much speculative bullshit about iT and turn their attention iNstead to some other thing that’s going to Change Life As We Know iT. Since you cannot click [...]
Please, please, PUH-LEEZE stop talking about “What do we call the last decade?” Nobody could come up with an acceptable choice ten years ago, and nobody’s going to come up with one now. “Aughties” and “Naughties” are contrived and stupid, and so is the very idea that anything wraps up all nice and neatly into [...]
I’d better be careful when I show the sugar disolving in water trick to my friends. I don’t want none of that burning at the stake business happening to me.