Noted sex authority, Pope Benedict XVI, seen here at a recent art show in Milan, continued to insist that despite the planet’s population surpassing the 6,666,666,666 mark last week, contraception is a mortal sin in the eyes of the Church.
He must have been really happy to hear that the Duggar Family announced last week that they have conceived Child #20. Or, probably not, come to think of it, because the Duggars are not Catholic, and what Papa Ratzi really means is that the world needs more Catholics, not any of those “not-quite-Christian” religions (not to mention Muslims or Jews). About all *I* can say about the Duggars is to quote Grouch Marx: “I like my cigar, lady, but I take it out of my mouth once in a while.”
This article in The American Prospect by Dana Goldstein took the American media to task for not asking the Pope any tough questions on his recent American visit about the Church’s policies on contraception and its role in the spread of AIDS in the developing world. Goldstein quotes a doctor who treats AIDS patients in Southern Africa:
This is the reality: A married woman living in Southern Africa is at higher risk of becoming infected with HIV than an unmarried woman. Extolling abstinence and fidelity, as the Catholic Church does, will not protect her; in all likelihood she is already monogamous. It is her husband who is likely to have HIV. Yet refusing a husband’s sexual overtures risks ostracism, violence, and destitution for herself and her children.
This Pope occasionally gets referred to as the “Pope of Reason” because many of his appeals rely on the context of reason, but as Morgan Meis wrote around the time of the papal visit, it’s a carefully constructed misdirection. Benedict is using the pretext of reason to argue against modernity itself in favor of a decidedly less friendly and understanding authority in Rome that is more committed to its own power base than any real effort at promoting global harmony. Another American Prospect piece, this one by Adele Stan, points out that his pointed remarks at the Muslims make it clear that he’s offering a “my-way-or-the-highway” route for anyone who is not Catholic.
It’s no wonder Dick Cheney likes this guy so much.
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Those prolific Duggers are currently cooking fetus #18. Because I am strongly pro-choice, I’m not going to say that it’s wrong to have so many babies. But environmentalist Karan thinks they should be shot for doing it. And you’re right….Popeus Benedictus prefers conceptionus magnanumus for all good Catholics. He doesn’t give a rip about non-Catholics. If the Duggers should chose to convert, then he’ll gladly welcome their massive numbers…but I doubt the Duggers will give up the Little House on the Prarie lifestyle.
Sorry, I miscounted and included the parents in the total headcount. You’re right, Baby #18.
The arrogance of the notion of “more souls for God” is what bugs me about the Catholics and birth control as well as people like the Duggers. Like there aren’t enough zombie-worshippers already.
The truth is that most American and European Catholics practice birth control religiously. :)
Well, obviously. I was referring more to the Roman Catholic Church itself rather than its adherents.
On the plus side, the Vatican DOES say it’s okay to believe in space aliens (as long as they only eat fish on Fridays, naturally)