Um, so WHO EXACTLY is the candidate I’m supposed to be supporting here?
Y’know, maybe this shows how Hillary messed up. She should have put Bill on the posters. At least then we wouldn’t have had to listen to all the whiny-ass bitchy comments about her pantsuits and such.
I mean, we already elected Al Gore president once. And he would have been 1000% percent better than the asshole whole stole the election. But can I really vote for him again? Because, honestly, I would rather give Al another chance rather than have to vote for Barack Obama. Maybe he could give Obama a high-profile cabinet job to let him cred up a little bit and be president in 2016. Hillary, too. (well, not the president in 2016 part, just the hi-po Cabinet job)
So, yeah, Gore in ’08! And fuck Holy Joe Lieberman, we’ll get a REAL Democrat to share the ticket with Big Al this time.
