Who doesn’t love all the goofy Swedish (and Danish) names for all the products at IKEA?

Now, thanks to the magic of the Internet, you, too, can have a piece of stylish, inexpensive, and ready-to-assemble Scandinavian furniture named after you! And we promise, you won’t get stuck with having your name used for doormats or toilet seats like those pathetic Danes.

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