Vice President Cheney leaves his one-on-one meeting with Pope Benedict in Washington
I don’t know if you caught this or not, but the Pope is indulging in his lifelong dream to be a Broadway producer! No, he’s not staging “Springtime For Hitler” (his boy-toy assistant Georg talked him out of it). Instead, the Vatican is going all-out to stage a production called “Mary Of Nazareth”. Musical numbers include “I Enjoy Being A Virgin”, “I’m Gonna Wash That God Right Out Of My Hair”, “Hooray For Bethlehem”, and “Anything You Can Do, I Can Do Holier”. And, if you can’t get to Rome this summer, don’t worry, because he’s already working on putting the show on the road. Just don’t expect to see it in California or Massachusetts.
And if that doesn’t start packing ‘em in, he’s also lined up some well-known guest stars to perform Mass:
(Personally, I always thought Cookie Monster was a Methodist, so it shows you what I know)
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