Urban Daddy LA is a website that likes to think it is on the bleeding edge of “what’s hot”, and so they seem more than a little pleased with themselves to tell you about what must be a totally cool coffee shop in Hollywood called The 101 Coffee Shop and this item on their menu: Cake In A Jar.

Well, that might be fine for the parvenu 20-something hipsters who were born in the 1980s and are just discovering all this retro-cool stuff, but let us not forget that it was five years ago that I beat these whippersnappers to the avant garde with the only thing better than cake-in-a-jar:

Pie-In-A-Jar.

Now get the hell offa my lawn, hipsters!