
The animal carcass that the media have dubbed “The Montauk Monster” has been identified by an honest-to-goodness zoologist (via), and it’s nothing more than a partially decomposed raccoon carcass. Note the comparison of the skulls in the composite photo below:

Any resemblance to monsters, hell-demons, or members of the Bush Administration is totally coincidental. You may carry on looking for Jesus in your breakfast cereal or whatever else you were doing.

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My son will be disappointed. He believes in Bigfoot, Yeti and the Jersey Devil (see my latest blog post).
The truth has been revealed about the Montauk-Monster — http://www.Montauk-Monster.com
Enjoy.
So that site says it’s either a viral ad for a movie or a strange mutant creature from Plum Island. Riiiiiiight.
I’m sticking with the guy who says it’s a dead raccoon, thanks.