The animal carcass that the media have dubbed “The Montauk Monster” has been identified by an honest-to-goodness zoologist (via), and it’s nothing more than a partially decomposed raccoon carcass. Note the comparison of the skulls in the composite photo below:
Any resemblance to monsters, hell-demons, or members of the Bush Administration is totally coincidental. You may carry on looking for Jesus in your breakfast cereal or whatever else you were doing.
My son will be disappointed. He believes in Bigfoot, Yeti and the Jersey Devil (see my latest blog post).
The truth has been revealed about the Montauk-Monster — http://www.Montauk-Monster.com
Enjoy.
So that site says it’s either a viral ad for a movie or a strange mutant creature from Plum Island. Riiiiiiight.
I’m sticking with the guy who says it’s a dead raccoon, thanks.