So far the Olympics have been worth watching, BUT if the dorkwads on NBC say the words “Michael Phelps” ONE MORE FUCKING TIME I am going to catch the very next plane to Beijing and stab Bob Costas in the chest with a javelin once for each one of those record-setting eight Olympic gold medals. Also, they had DAMN WELL better get some new commercials in rotation for the second week. If I have to listen to Morgan Freeman tell me about the spirit of the Olympics or sit through that pointless Audi commercial over and over again for another week, I will carry out the same malice against whatever moron sold hundreds of hours of spots to the same four advertisers.
Is it me, or did George Bush look basically stoned off his ass every time they showed him at some Olympic venue, especially all those photos of him checking out Kerri Walsh’s ass.
Lastly, and I am sure I am not the only one to formulated this opinion, that “Kath & Kim” show is going to suck and will not last more than four episodes. Running promos every hour is not going to make it the least bit better.
Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, just so we [...]
It’s going to be a long two months waiting for the iPad to actually ship so that all the tech bloggers and their hangers-on will stop writing so much speculative bullshit about iT and turn their attention iNstead to some other thing that’s going to Change Life As We Know iT. Since you cannot click [...]
Please, please, PUH-LEEZE stop talking about “What do we call the last decade?” Nobody could come up with an acceptable choice ten years ago, and nobody’s going to come up with one now. “Aughties” and “Naughties” are contrived and stupid, and so is the very idea that anything wraps up all nice and neatly into [...]
