It’s been a while since the last time I told you about the latest in cubicle warfare systems, so I think this post is due. This webpage tells you how to create a projectile launcher using a couple of big binder clips and some rubber bands, then kicks it up a notch by adding a laser pointer for improved targeting accuracy.
This baby has enough penetration power to push a pencil through both sides of a Coke can. Imagine how lethal this could be if you used a couple of X-acto blades to make an arrow tip. (No, I will not tell you how to do that. I’m sure you can figure it out on your own.) That would shut up that fat-ass blowhard in Accounts Receivables pretty damn fast, don’t you think?
Of course, once the TSA gets wind of this, you won’t be able to bring office supplies on airplanes any more. And don’t even THINK about hiding them in your underwire bra.
Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, just so we [...]
It’s going to be a long two months waiting for the iPad to actually ship so that all the tech bloggers and their hangers-on will stop writing so much speculative bullshit about iT and turn their attention iNstead to some other thing that’s going to Change Life As We Know iT. Since you cannot click [...]
Please, please, PUH-LEEZE stop talking about “What do we call the last decade?” Nobody could come up with an acceptable choice ten years ago, and nobody’s going to come up with one now. “Aughties” and “Naughties” are contrived and stupid, and so is the very idea that anything wraps up all nice and neatly into [...]
