Portrait Of The Author As A Grumpy Old Geezer

by Charlotte M. Kane

I am forty-five years old today.

I am not amused.

6 Responses to “Portrait Of The Author As A Grumpy Old Geezer”

  1. mig Says:

    happy birthday, brian.

  2. Karan Says:

    Happy Birthday you very old geezer!

  3. Gretchen Says:

    Elvis Costello wrote a song called “45″ on the occasion of his 45th birthday. It’s pretty cool, and he didn’t sound real shook up about it.

    45 I didn’t mind so much, but now that I’m 48 and staring 50 down the barrel, I’m definitely getting antsy.

  4. Tony Says:

    Okay. We’ll stipulate to grumpy. But “old geezer?” Please. Happy Birthday.

  5. shelley Says:

    Happy 5 Years Until You’re 50 Day!!!
    *ducking*

  6. Brian Says:

    Yes, but he gets to sleep with Diana Krall, which makes up for a lot of it.

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