Looking for something to wear with your Army-branded sweater? Maybe you need a bullet-proof polo shirt from these guys. It’ll only set you back $10K, and it repels automatic weapons fire. What the heck, right? Cindy McCain spent $300,000 on her outfit at the RNC the other night, and it wasn’t the least bit bulletproof!
Designed for the upscale urban hipsters in Colombia (no, seriously), there’s a whole line of fashion-wear that incorporates style and total body protection.
Actually, it might come in handy if McCain gets elected and starts all the wars he says we need to fight for the next hundred years. In fact, he’d better buy one himself — I’m sure they’ve got something to go with his $500 loafers
