…Alan Greenspan, who coined the phrase “irrational exuberance” and then spent the better part of a decade enabling it to continue, says this is “the worst economy he’s ever seen” (and he’s VERY, VERY OLD, so you know he’s seen a LOT)
…Karl Rove thinks your campaign ads lie too much.
…wearing a hand-tailored ermine-trimmed gown, Gucci sunglasses, and Prada loafers that were even more expensive than John McCain’s, Emperor Palpatine Pope Benedict XVI once again denounces materialism as “evil” in front of a stadium crowd of 250,000 believers, then returns to his marble palace filled with the world’s most expensive artworks to count his $5 billion fortune.
…your GOP campaign flacks are so full of shit that even FOX News tears them a new asshole live on television.
Another sound byte for the ages: “Our economy is fundamentally strong” goes along side “Read my lips, no new taxes.”