I hope you’ve dusted your furniture and put out the good hand towels, because apparently today is the day the Galactic Light Federation is coming to Earth to prove once and for all that aliens are REAL. (I think Lou Dobbs might take issue with this lady hogging all the glory, not to mention Art Bell, but whatever).
For some reason, the aliens are going to show themselves over the skies of Alabama (as opposed to, say, New York, where there are plenty of media people with video cameras and stuff). This fellow is in DIRECT COMMUNICATION with the Lightship and is keeping the world up to date about a strange triangle that shows up on Google Earth. Ooh, creepy, huh?
Hey, you don’t suppose it’s that alien from the Weekly World News who’s always popping up in Washington to endorse presidential candidates? Now THAT would be an awesome October Surprise.
