For a moment there yesterday, I was wondering if maybe the news about Dick Cheney was some sort of Republican ruse to give John McCain a way out of last night’s debate.

But then the debate went right ahead and McCain managed to do a cracking good impression of Bill the Cat.

As if Dick Cheney even HAS a heart….

After the election, I understand that George Bush and John McCain are putting together an act and taking it on the road.

They’re going to do the live version of “Dumb and Dumber”.