Ladies, you may not have realized this, but it appears that the place to go when you need steep lingerie is not Victoria’s Secret or Frederick’s Of Hollywood, but rather downtown Damascus.

Yes, apparently Syria, better known as one of those America-hatin’ Islamofascist WMD-hidin’ Axis-Of-Evil-type A-rab countries, is actually a hotbed of steamy, no-limits underwear manufacture. It seems that underneath those burqas, Islamic ladies are making up for lost opportunities. The picture above is of a thong with a place to put your cell phone — you’ll never want to take your phone off vibrate with this spicy number.

If you’re intrigued, but can’t exactly jet off to Damascus, you can buy the book!