FREE COFFEE AND DILDOES FOR EVERYONE!!!

Well, okay not EVERYONE…just for people who go and vote tomorrow. But come on, kiddies, with the promise of a tall one and a stiff one, how could anyone over the legal voting age NOT take advantage of such an incredible deal?!?!?

And the sex toys come in both Republican AND Democrat flavors! There’s even a “Maverick Man Sleeve” for those of you who need a little “solitary confinement”. Unfortunately, while Obama, McCain and Palin are all memorialized in rubber, silicone and plastic for your erotic imagnings, there don’t seem to be any Joe Biden sex toys. Or maybe that’s a good thing…your call.

Or maybe you’d rather have ice cream. You sick pervert.