Not too long ago, George Takei and his longtime partner had a great big wedding — and it was a good thing they didn’t wait any longer, since California stopped allowing same-sex weddings practically the instant the voting results were in on Prop 8 — but there was a bit of a dust-up between Takei and William Shatner because Takei invited all the other Star Trek cast-mates but not The Shat. So The Shat put up a video on YouTube that was actually kind of mean and nasty about the whole thing.
But that ain’t nuthin’. By now you’ve probably had a chance to see the latest trailer for the new “rebooted” Star Trek movie coming out next May that begins with a teenaged James Tiberius Kirk getting in trouble with some Trekkian version of RoboCop and ends with our favorite salsa-eating Vulcan making like a rabbi. It’s just more fodder for my increasing fear that this new movie is going to suck donkey dick, but somebody else looks VERY UNHAPPY:
Don’t worry, Bill. You’ll always be Denny Crane to a whole generation of people, not to mention T.J. Hooker to another generation.
