As Seen On The Internet: the fellows at Evil Mad Scientist.com have developed a recipe for making a simulacrum of the infamous Whizzo Chocolate Company’s “Crunchy Frog” confection.
Fortunately, this concoction (actual photo above) is made with gummi frogs, chocolate, and Pop Rocks (for that authentic bony crunch). I suppose short of using crunchy raw unboned real dead frogs, this is about as close as you’re going to get.
I hope the gummi bears are “dew picked.”
And lovingly frosted with glucose. Don’t forget the glucose.