I can’t be completely sure, but I *think* I woke up in Bizarro World this morning. These are the clues:
- When I opened my eyes, we were bombing the FUCKING MOON, and Matt Lauer was complaining because there was nothing cool to see.
- Then they said that Barack Obama had been awarded the Nobel Peace Prize…but nobody knows WHY
- Apparently the most influential man in the world is a fictional character on a TV show, and he’s not even a superhero or a police detective, but a 1960s ad agency executive!. The guy who just won the Nobel Peace Prize is #3 on the list, and #6 is a dead pedophile.
I think I might go back to bed and see if I can’t shake this.
Weird. I had to check to make sure Wile E. Coyote hadn’t been appointed NASA administrator or something. And then I practically choked on my coffee at 6 this morning when I heard the headline about President Obama winning the Peace Prize. I spent the whole rest of the day waiting for the third thing to happen. Never did. Well, it did a little bit when both both the Republicans and the Taliban criticized the award of the Peace Prize.
So I guess we tracked Bin Laden to the moon then?