1. erasers – they make life worth living; I wouldn’t want to live in a world where erasers didn’t exist, would you?
2. Helena Bonham Carter – remember when you wanted to fuck her because she was so hot in all those Victorian costume dramas, but then she got all creepy and weird like Johnny Depp. Thanks a LOT, Tim Burton.
3. blue raspberry – if a raspberry is blue, you probably shouldn’t be eating it.
4. The Diet of Worms – Worms, Roxanne, worms! …what? oh, sorry…
5. drosophila melanogaster – Dear Science, you can stop experimenting on these guys now, because they have all come to live at my house.
6. MacPherson struts – Now THAT’s thinking with your dipstick, Jimmy!
7. Elvis – no Top Ten List is complete without The King.
8. Halo 3 – I got nuthin’, it just seemss like it belongs on the list.
9. FW-SCSI – I know more about this than you could possibly want to know, but I ain’t tellin’.
10. splints – every Boy Scout worth his salt knows how to make a splint, so that alone has got to be worth something.
Have I mentioned lately that I like the word syzygy?
That’s a good one. I was focusing on ones that SOUND funny, but “syzygy” looks and sounds funny.