It is enough that the people know there was an election. The people who cast the votes decide nothing. The people who count the votes decide everything.
This is a transcript of a speech given by Joseph Stalin at a “campaign meeting” of Moscow-area voters in 1946. In it, he explains exactly why World War II was totally not his fault and just how much pig iron the Soviets will be producing in the future, then very graciously accepts his “nomination” to continue his glorious leadership. (As you can see by the picture above, Uncle Joe made sure the ballot boxes were stuffed to the gills.)
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Dear Harvey, Pete, Barry, Kevin, and every other weathermonkey on Boston-area TV: Enough is enough. The fucking blizzard was THIRTY-TWO YEARS AGO. It’s time to stop trotting out the same blurry videotape of cars stuck on Rt. 128 that is older than some of the people who are actually on your broadcast, just so we [...]
It’s going to be a long two months waiting for the iPad to actually ship so that all the tech bloggers and their hangers-on will stop writing so much speculative bullshit about iT and turn their attention iNstead to some other thing that’s going to Change Life As We Know iT. Since you cannot click [...]
Please, please, PUH-LEEZE stop talking about “What do we call the last decade?” Nobody could come up with an acceptable choice ten years ago, and nobody’s going to come up with one now. “Aughties” and “Naughties” are contrived and stupid, and so is the very idea that anything wraps up all nice and neatly into [...]
