1. If you take two, they provide instant relief!
2. Rumor mill says it will hold up to TWENTY Commandments!
3. Available in easy-to-swallow chocolate coating
4. Will finally make that annoying “I’m a PC” guy shut the fuck up
5. You will absolutely look like a dork holding this up to your ear to make a call
6. Next time someone calls you out for giving them the finger, you can say “I was just using gesture commands”
7. At least you can’t spill coffee on the keyboard
8. That Dilbert strip about the “Etch-A-Sketch” is one step closer to reality
9. Can also be used as a makeshift cafeteria tray
10. 100% effective as birth control, because if you buy one you’re never gonna get laid again.
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