The Oatmeal tells it like it is.
I’ve had my MacBook for just about a year now and am fully into Phase 2, but I visit a lot of clients who have been relegated to the neverending hell of Phase 3 because they can’t (or, more often, won’t) spend $500 to put themselves out of that misery and go back to the unparalleled joy of Phase 1. Protip: if you bought your computer during the Clinton Administration, its time for a new one.


Sooo, having bought two computers during the waning days of Bush 43 1 (2003), and just installed a DVD-ROM drive, I should be okay until the first part of Obama 2 or Palin/Tancredo/??? 1, right?
It depends. Have the dust bunnies inside the case had more than one litter?
Dust… bunnies? More like dust mammoths. But I vacuumed them out.