Numero Uno: Vomito de Gato — Sure, blame it on the cat, but I ain’t cleaning it up.
Numero Dos: The Arizona State Police — Obergruppenfuhrer thinks you look a little too Jewish…Mexican. Show him your papers, schnell!
Numero Tres: Huitlacoche — Or, what the gato ate that made him vomito in the first place.
Numero Quatro: Cameron Diaz — All the Jose Cuervo in the world ain’t gonna help you tap that, amigo.
Numero Cinco: Virginia Mayo — Cinco, Mayo, get it? Huh? Huh? Oh, I *am* good.
Numero Seis: Chad Ochocinco — Singlehandedly destroying the myth that black people have rhythm every Monday at 8:00 p.m. (7:00 p.m. Central) on ABC.
Numero Siete: Tamales — Get your own damn tamales, mang!
Numero Ocho: Tijuana Donkey Show — Oh, yeah, you did.
Numero Nueve: The Most Interesting Man In The World — Well that certainly is an interesting smell, anyway. Stay sober, my friends.
Numero Diez: An Elmo Piñata — Because I have always wanted to beat the shit out of Elmo with a stick, and so have you.
Bravo! I loved them all, but completely lost it when I got to numero diez. BAAAAHAHAHAHAHA!
Is numero uno available online? Because I need four.