So this list of 20 “Harmful Drinks in America” has been popping up here and there since I first saw it last week. The list is based mainly on the sugar content of the drinks (with calorie count as the second most important factor), and they illustrate each bullet item with an equivalent (in sugar) snack food as well as suggest a “better” alternative for each. The drink they rate as #1 is this milkshake from Cold Stone Creamery, which tops out at over 2000 calories, 153 grams of sugar and 131 grams of fat. The calorie content alone is about what an adult man should consume in an entire day’s worth of meals, and the fat is TRIPLE the daily suggested amount. That much sugar is the equivalent of over 30 teaspoonsful of sugar, or about half a cup.
Unbelievable.
And yet somehow they missed this drink, which, while lacking in sugar, is certainly waaay too popular with people in Washington:



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Oh. My. God. I’ve been to Third World Countries that didn’t get that many calories in a day…never mind the sugar and fat grams….
Gawker has taken it to 11 by pairing the drinks with the Worst Restaurant Dishes so you can maximize your gluttony.