This reminded me of the joke about the zombie who went to the butcher to buy a pound of brains.
The butcher had three items in his case: Doctor Brains $1.99/pound, Engineer Brains $0.79/pound, and Lawyer Brains $25.99/pound.
The zombie was outraged. “Twenty-five ninety-nine per pound! Are you crazy?”
The butcher replied, “Do you know how many lawyers it takes to get a pound of brains?”
Thank you, thank you, I’ll be here all week. Don’t forget to tip your waitress, and try the veal.
Darn! Looks like they’re almost out. Guess I’ll have to try the road kill.