They tell us that correlation does not imply causation, but…
Educational Attainment of Americans, 1947-2003:
Demographic breakdown of results for the Marist College poll that found 25% of Americans were not sure what country the U.S. declared independence from:



This would explain why I feel as if I’m live smack in the middle of the set of “Idiocracy”…only I can’t take solace in knowing that this is a movie. Americans really are this stupid. Well, at least that explains the popularity of Fox Noise Channel, eh??