SCIENCE! Is there anything it CAN’T DO?!?!?
Future tech website Singularity Hub reports that researchers in Australia have developed a technique for using stem cells to regrow breasts as an alternative to implants and other reconstructive surgical techniques for breast cancer patients. The technique is sufficiently developed enough (sorry) that clinical trials could begin very soon and an approved treatment could be available in as little as three years (probably longer before it would be available in the U.S.).
Meanwhile, the BBC reports that researchers at Northwestern University have concluded that women with big asses are more likely to have poor memory. Of course, it’s already well established that women with big breasts make men stupid, so this just evens things out a little bit.
So very many wise remarks, how do I choose just one? Let’s just say that my big pear-shaped ass has a lot of ‘splainin’ to do … if I could just remember what it was I wanted to have ‘splained.