My birfday is just about three weeks away, so if you haven’t started shopping for me yet, here are a few things to consider:
Since money is tight in these despairing times, we need to save our pennies. And what better to do that with than a piggy bank made out of a REAL piggy?! It’s an actual taxidermied pig with a coin slot on it’s back (but I don’t wanna know where the pennies come back out). And it’s only FOUR THOUSAND DOLLARS, so maybe you can pick one up for yourself while you’re at it. Hey, at least it’s not as useless as using dead penguins as beer bottles.
Oh, okay….maybe you can get me this Trek Fish decal for my car:
It’s only eight bucks.
Still not cheap enough for you?
Well, I have always wanted to be a media mogul. The Washington Post just unloaded Newsweek magazine to Sidney Harman (of Harman-Kardon stereo fame) for the low, low, LOW price of $1.00 (cheaper than the news stand price of a single issue!). I bet he’d sell it to you for $2.00.
