Nothing says “douchebag” like wearing one of those bluetooth headsets. In fact, there’s a whole website called Bluetooth Douchebag.com devoted to calling them out.
Now you can send a not-so-subtle message to the bluetooth douchebag in your world with this:
It’s a toy handgun modified to work as a bluetooth headset. Just hold it up to your ear, and when a call comes in, pull the trigger:
Now, normally, someone walking around talking to themselves loudly while holding a gun to their temple might attract some attention from the local authorities, but once you explain to them that it’s just the latest in communications technology, I’m SURE they won’t think anything of it.
