Oh, DWTS, how badly you have disappointed me. Thanks for leaking the story about Bristol Palin being a contestant over the weekend so that I had a few days to wrap my head around that, but the announcement of the rest of the cast last night leaves me weeping and in despair. The fat kid from “That’s So Raven”? Margaret Cho? Is she even ALLOWED on network television? THE SITUATION?!?!?!?!?!?!
And to top it off, Edyta quit! Now who’s going to be all naked ‘n’ stuff? It better not be Florence Henderson!
I’m seriously evaluating whether or not I’m even going to watch this season. At this point, I think I’d rather watch one of those midget/quintuplet/cake decorating shows on TLC.
Here’s a dog dancing the merengue in a clip that is bound to be better than ANYTHING Bristol Palin does:
I am sorry about your beloved Edyta, but I had become so concerned that all of her (barely there) clothes would slip right off her size negative 6 body that I couldn’t bear to watch any more anyway. And also? The male professionals aren’t nearly as hot as the women, so, you know.
They certainly seem to think they are.
Yes, they do. Yech.