Archive: Amuse

Products Of The Future — For Women Only

Ladies, you may not have realized this, but it appears that the place to go when you need steep lingerie is not Victoria’s Secret or Frederick’s Of Hollywood, but rather downtown Damascus.

Yes, apparently Syria, better known as one of those America-hatin’ Islamofascist WMD-hidin’ Axis-Of-Evil-type A-rab countries, is actually a hotbed of steamy, no-limits underwear manufacture. It seems that underneath those burqas, Islamic ladies are making up for lost opportunities. The picture above is of a thong with a place to put your cell phone — you’ll never want to take your phone off vibrate with this spicy number.

If you’re intrigued, but can’t exactly jet off to Damascus, you can buy the book!

Engineering 101 - For Men Only

Gentlemen, I hope you’ll agree that we can all benefit from a little enhanced scientific learning once in a while. And so I am happy to present to you this website which explains two critical concepts in engineering: Harmonic vs. Sinusoidal Motion

(You can all thank me later, when the wife isn’t looking)

Goopers

For a moment there yesterday, I was wondering if maybe the news about Dick Cheney was some sort of Republican ruse to give John McCain a way out of last night’s debate.

But then the debate went right ahead and McCain managed to do a cracking good impression of Bill the Cat.

As if Dick Cheney even HAS a heart….

After the election, I understand that George Bush and John McCain are putting together an act and taking it on the road.

They’re going to do the live version of “Dumb and Dumber”.

So Noted

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