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Follow-up: World’s Shortest Man

Just the other day I posted about a young man from Nepal who was trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records as the shortest man in the world. He’s only 22 inches tall, compared to the 29-inch tall He Pingping of China, who is the current record holder.

Well, WAS the current record holder, because he died on Saturday at the age of 21.

Of course, this puts me back in the Number Two position, but I hear one of those little people from TLC might edge me out in the next round of competition.

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Time Again For “That Darn Ratzi!”

Papa Ratzi has been keeping a pretty low profile for a while, but he’s back in dutch once again over a couple of problems: first, one of his personal attendants was discovered to be buying services from a gay prostitution ring inside the Vatican being run by a Vatican choir singer. The attendant, who is also a prominent construction contractor in Rome, was being investigated for corrupt business practices, when investigators discovered him “ordering for delivery”.

And while that’s embarrassing, it’s the second item that puts those red-soled feet on the fire: the Pope’s own brother admits beating young boys in his church in Germany over a period of 30 years, and it appears that the Pope himself (during his tenure as Archbishop) played an important role in covering up the abuse along with a number of incidents of sexual assaults on boys by German priests.

You know things have gotten pretty bad, because the Vatican’s “Chief Exorcist” has publicly stated that “the Devil lives in the Vatican”. Of course, he also says that Harry Potter is the work of the devil, so he *might* be given to hyperbole, you never know.

Christopher Hitchens, always on the lookout for new ways to badmouth the Catholics, weighed in today with this fine screed at Slate. Money quote follows:

Very much more serious is the role of Joseph Ratzinger, before the church decided to make him supreme leader, in obstructing justice on a global scale. After his promotion to cardinal, he was put in charge of the so-called “Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith” (formerly known as the Inquisition). In 2001, Pope John Paul II placed this department in charge of the investigation of child rape and torture by Catholic priests. In May of that year, Ratzinger issued a confidential letter to every bishop. In it, he reminded them of the extreme gravity of a certain crime. But that crime was the reporting of the rape and torture. The accusations, intoned Ratzinger, were only treatable within the church’s own exclusive jurisdiction. Any sharing of the evidence with legal authorities or the press was utterly forbidden. Charges were to be investigated “in the most secretive way … restrained by a perpetual silence … and everyone … is to observe the strictest secret which is commonly regarded as a secret of the Holy Office … under the penalty of excommunication.” (My italics). Nobody has yet been excommunicated for the rape and torture of children, but exposing the offense could get you into serious trouble. And this is the church that warns us against moral relativism!

ADDENDUM: Here is a less charged, more thoughtful, yet nevertheless very critical piece about this Pope from the British newspaper The Independent which I came across after writing this post. I think it puts Ratzinger into the broader context of the struggle with modernity that the RCC has faced since the mid-20th century, and even in the big picture finds him wanting.

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Michael Foot

The Labour Party of Britain was born in 1900 as the confederation of three labor-oriented political parties, and stood as the bastion of the establishment left in British politics for most of the 20th century. Though Labour led the government a number of times, the ascendancy of Margaret Thatcher’s Conservatives in the 1980s diminished the party’s political strength and popularity. The leader of Labour in the early 1980s was Michael Foot, who passed away this week at the age of 96. The disastrous election loss in 1983 shook up Labour, forced out Foot, and led to the rise of Tony Blair and what is called “New Labour” — a more centrist, if not outright conservative, platform that has held the government since the mid-1990s (although it is widely expected that the Conservatives are likely to return to power in the next general election).

In reading the several obituaries and blog posts I ran across, I was most impressed by this quote from Foot that reminded me very of why there was, and still is, a need for social democratic politics and political parties, not just in the U.K. but all over the world:

“We are not here in this world to find elegant solutions, pregnant with initiative, or to serve the ways and modes of profitable progress. No, we are here to provide for all those who are weaker and hungrier, more battered and crippled than ourselves. The is our only certain good and great purpose on earth, and if you ask me about those insoluble economic problems that may arise if the top is deprived of their initiative, I would answer, to hell with them. the top is greedy and mean and will always find a way to take care of themselves. They always do.”

British and American liberal politicians alike need to be shaken from their from their cozy alliances with “the top” and restored to their roots as the champions of the working man. The passing of Foot, like the passing of Ted Kennedy, reminds us that there are too few people like them left.

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Keep The Grass Off!

Even though winter has been hanging tough this year, spring will inevitably arrive, and, with it, the annual question of what to do about the lawn. I am not a fan of lawns, and not just because I am a lazy bastard, either. The American obsession with lawn care rates very high as a significant source of pollution: all those fucking chemicals people dump on their grass to keep it looking like the 7th Hole at Pebble Beach account for 90% of the chemical runoff that destroys rivers, ponds, and other watersheds, while the exhaust from an hour of using your gas-powered lawn mower is equivalent to driving 650 miles in a 1992-vintage automobile. Weed killer products contribute to undermining biodiversity in local plant life, allowing aggressive invader species like purple loosestrife to flourish and crowd out even more plants. All in all, kiddies, that fine manicured lawn is an environmental disaster, an advertisement for everything that is bad about our insistence on our unsustainable lifestyles.

Via Slashdot, of all places, I ran across this L.A. Times story this morning about a couple in the Southern California city of Orange, who are being sued by the city itself because they converted their lawn into a landscaped yard using bark and drought-tolerant plants. The couple say that their motivation was to use less water (the city has very tough watering restrictions in the first place) and they succeeded in reducing their water consumption by 75%, but the city also has an ordinance requiring homes to have at least 40% of their yard covered by living plants (e.g. grass). Even adding more plants did not assuage the officials. One would think that in Southern California, of all places, anything that contributed to lowering municipal water usage would be seen as beneficial, but once again the overarching short-sightedness of the value of grass overtakes common sense.

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Don Kent

The Boston Globe reports that long-time Boston television weatherman Don Kent has passed away.

For some thirty years, when New Englanders wanted to know what the weather forecast was, the ultimate voice of authority was WBZ’s Don Kent. Though he was not trained as a meteorologist, Kent was a self-taught weather expert and brought professionalism to a job that, as local television news became more and more formulaic in the 1970s, was so often used as “comic relief” or as an excuse to put a pretty girl in a tight dress on screen for five minutes to point at a map. Kent didn’t do goofy shtick, wear loud suits, or make happy talk. People knew that they could watch him on TV or listen to him on the radio and get a reliable forecast. These days, television weather forecasts dazzle with technology, though they over-sensationalize severe weather situations, but the model of using knowledgeable forecasters is a direct legacy of Don Kent’s career.

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The Madness Of The Right

Getting a lot of attention this morning is a very disquieting piece in Mother Jones about the Oath Keepers, a right-wing militia group that is attracting scores of ex-military and (even more disturbingly) law enforcement personnel in their efforts to prepare for “the coming tyranny”. We on the left have all had our jollies making fun of the pathetic Teabaggers, with their misspelled signs and their wacky conspiracies, but these people transcend the nonsense of political foolsmanship because they represent an actual danger to the public. Armed to the teeth, trained for military action, and blinded by ideology, they are the shock troops that would bring ordinary citizens to their knees in seconds if they ever decided to take things into their own hands.

Not getting much attention nationally, there was an arrest in tony Manchester-by-the-Sea here in Massachusetts a couple of weeks ago, where a guy was arrested because he had amassed a frickin’ arsenal in the basement of his house, preparing, he told his wife, for the imminent outbreak of hostilities. His wife actually called the cops and turned him in because she was concerned he was getting ready to start using the guns. Meanwhile, the daughter of the guy who flew his plane into the IRS offices in Austin, Texas, called him a hero on national television (though she subsequently recanted that), and there is serious debate over whether or not the guy committed an act of terrorism, despite his actions meeting every single standard definition of the word, simply because he was a white guy and not an eeeeevil Muslim.

And all of this in the shadow of a pair of political conventions that legitimize and even overtly praise the behaviors and attitudes of these people, with a seemingly unending parade of politicians openly siding with them as they align themselves for the next couple of election cycles.

We can’t keep brushing these people off, dear readers. They are dangerous, they possess a disproportional amount of influence at a time of enormous instability in our political institutions, they have outright control of “the most trusted news source” in the country and have bent the rest of the media to bias in favor of them, and I genuinely believe that all it would take is for one leader figure who was remotely credible to emerge from the pack of idiots like Palin, Beck, Limbaugh, Cheney, et.al. to ignite the entire thing like a match in a lake of gasoline. We are living on borrowed time, I believe, before this person appears.

The parallels to the situation in Weimar Germany and the rise of Hitler are too strong not to mention, even though the mere invocation of Hitler’s name draws instant opprobrium. Hitler was shrugged off by “serious people” in Germany right up to the point that he suddenly won national office and could name his own terms with the struggling leadership. The economic conditions in this country may not have reached the desperate stages of hyperinflation, but 1 out of every 5 people of working age in this country are unemployed or underemployed, and there is little hope for any change in that condition for the foreseeable future. We are ripe for a right-wing demagogue, who can instantly bring to bear armed assistance of supporters numbering in the tens of thousands, and who would likely enjoy the popular approval of at least a full third of the population. Meanwhile, the erosion of checks and balances in our government, and the unchecked expansion of executive powers that began under the last administration and has found little-to-no recision in the present one would present an enormous opportunity to that individual to sweep away everything you and I might think is unshakable about American democracy.

It’s time to stop joking about these people, time to stop dismissing them as the lunatic fringe, and recognize that a clear and present danger exists. My own opinion is that we have gone too far down the road to be able to easily prevent a political upheaval, but it may still be possible to mitigate it, particularly as long as no charismatic leader arises to galvanize the situation. That day will come, however, as it inevitably does, as it always has throughout human history. Don’t close your eyes now, because the danger is right in front of you.

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A Peek At Things To Come?

Everybody’s been so focused on “The Best And Worst Super Bowl Ads” and the back-to-back blizzards in DC that the news about the presidential elections in Ukraine have been below-the-folded into oblivion, but the short version is that the Russian-backed dictator-in-waiting won, and the MILF-y right-wing nutjob chick with the Princess Leia do lost. This article in today’s Slate lays it out in a little more detail, but keeps it comprehensible for people who may not be up to speed on the ins and outs of Ukrainian politics.

What struck me about the whole story, though, is not the rise of a Russian puppet dragging Ukraine back into Moscow’s tent, but rather the slightly disquieting parallels to the political situation in this country and the possibility that, in some weird way, Ukraine is giving us a preview of the 2012 presidential election. To wit: the Orange Revolution of 2004 swept into power the charismatic and then-wildly-popular Viktor Yushchenko. He had movie-star good looks (until the Russians poisoned him and ruined his face) and ran on a platform of massive reform, only to be stymied by having to form a coalition government with Yulia Tymoshenko. The promise of “hope” and “change” was thwarted by parliamentary gridlock and obstructionism, Yushchenko became universally despised by the citizenry, and the global financial crisis has devastated the fragile Ukrainian economy. Yushchenko could only watch from the sidelines as the new election turned into a battle between the nationalist proto-fascist Tymoshenko and the strongman Yanukovych.

As our own political parties seem determined to de-evolve into lunatic fringe groups, we’ve already got the scary-crazy woman all lined up and rarin’ to go, the disgraced and hapless lame duck begging to be a one-term president, and I am just waiting for the Fearless Leader to emerge. We’re really on the verge of succumbing to a strongman who will use the extra-constitutional powers that the last administration successfully latched onto; Congress could effectively be permanently relegated to rubber-stamp status, even as peope like Larry Lessig and Bob Kerrey spell out ways to reform and re-enable Congress.

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