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Every Volcanic Ash Cloud Has A Silver Lining

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The infographic above explains why the volcanic ash cloud spewing from Iceland might not be such a bad thing: grounding 2/3 of the air traffic in Europe also eliminates 2/3 of the daily amount of carbon dioxide released into the atmosphere from those jet engines, which is an enormous amount. Added up over the last few days, we’re already talking about well over a million tons already, with at least a couple more days of cancellations to go. Philosopher and writer Alain de Botton imagines a post-airline world in this thoughtful BBC essay.

An old friend from high school who lives in Stavanger, Norway posted this picture on Facebook showing the ash depositing on her patio. It reminds me of how we got some of the ash from Mount Saint Helens after the big 1980 eruption all the way in Maine. I don’t recall the same sort of issue with air travel back then, but maybe it’s because it was just a single big explosion instead of an ongoing eruption, so the cloud dissipated faster.

As usual, Alan Taylor at The Big Picture has rounded up the best of the newswire photos of the volcano so far. I particularly like this one because the molten lava peeking out from underneath its crust is so malevolent-looking:

And here’s an amusing little video of various BBC presenters and reporters trying to pronounce the name of the volcano, Eyjafjallajökull:

You have to give the Beeb credit for even trying. The local newsmonkeys have all opted to say “the volcano in Iceland”.

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The Unfriendly Skies

This has been the year of nickel-and-diming airline passengers to death by charging for in-flight amenities that used to be free. Everything from luggage to snacks to beverages. Anything to keep those CEO compensation packages sky-high, eh fellas?

The latest announcement comes from JetBlue, which will start charging $7.00 for a pillow and a blanket. As that story says, the company is trying to put an eco-friendly spin on it by saying it will encourage people to bring their own pillows and blankets and will cut down on spreading germs from shared use, but a fee is a fee.

Also on tap for JetBlue: a surcharge for non-crash landings!

For the time being, the folks from the Gestapo haven’t found too many ways to wring a few extra bucks out of your wallet…except of course for the extortion money that they allow this company to squeeze out of business travelers in exchange for not being hassled by a TSA goon at the security checkpoint. However, they have discovered a potentially lucrative sideline in seizing laptops without reason or cause and then selling them off (they haven’t tried selling them yet, but they will take them if they feel like it).

There are a couple of little victories for the average airline passenger, though. Check this out:

It’s called “paper shampoo”. It’s dried shampoo formed into thin sheets that reconstitute when you get them wet. No more 3-ounce bottles in clear plastic bags to threaten our American freedoms!

Similarly, male travelers might want to invest in one of these:

It’s a belt that does not have a metal buckle or any other metal on it, so you no longer have to try to walk through the metal detector holding up your pants with one hand and carrying your shoes in the other. That web vendor says that this belt is the largest-selling item they carry, so it seems like word is getting out.

I realize that air travel is an unavoidable part of doing business for millions of people in this country, and I do not expect either McCain or Obama to change a single thing about the clusterfuck that our air transportation system has turned into, so you have to take the small gains where you can find them.

UPDATE This just in: Authorites at San Francisco’s airport report that a laptop was stolen from the TSA and that the laptop contains the entire unencrypted database of all the personal information of 33,000 people who signed up for the aforementioned “Clear” extortion service. Poetic irony, is it not?

UPDATE TO THE UPDATE Now the self-same agency charged with protecting Our Beloved Homeland says that they found the laptop…in the same office where it was supposed to be all along! To beef up their efforts in the wake of this embarrassing incident, the TSA will now require ALL airline passengers to strip naked at the security checkpoint. It’s the only way they can ensure our safety.

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Next Time, Go Greyhound

Skybus

Late last spring, a start-up airline called “Skybus” began offering cheap airfare for a few select destinations around the United States. Part of their gimmick was that if you booked certain flights far ahead enough in advance, you could fly for as little as $10. By flying out of small airports and routing every flight through their hub in Columbus, Ohio, they expected to keep costs down. Many people were quite hopeful about the service, since budget air carriers like RyanAir have been hugely successful in Europe. I even tried to convince my online friend Karan that she should try to score a cheap flight so she could join the rest of our little forum group for a meet-up dinner last summer in Portsmouth, NH.

Circumstances kept Karan from experiencing the joys of Skybus, and so the dinner went on without her, but after reading this post at The Consumerist this morning, I’m convinced that it was just as well for her NOT to fly with them.

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Transatlantic Travel On The Cheap

The local news media in Boston are reporting today that the European discount airline RyanAir would like to extend its service to the U.S., using secondary airports on the East Coast and that Manchester, NH and Providence RI are seriously bidding to be the Boston-area site.

In that Boston Globe article, the CEO of RyanAir is reported as saying that he “envisions the new airline charging as little as 10 euros” (currently about $14) to fly from Dublin to the U.S., raising hopes that the fares from the U.S. to Ireland would also be significantly cheaper. I don’t know if you’d really be able to fly to Dublin from Boston for under $20, but I’m sure it would drive the prices down dramatically.

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