There you have it, ladies and gentlemen, PROOF that Newt Gingrich is DESTINED to be the next President of the United States: a 1996 photo of then-Speaker of the House Gingrich receiving blessings from a space alien, while then-Senator and presidential candidate Bob Dole looks on with chagrin. As we all know, Bob Dole lost convincingly to Bill Clinton that year, and Clinton had also received the stamp of approval from our Alien Overlords:
In fact, that Space Alien has picked EVERY winning presidential candidate since 1980:
So, OBVIOUSLY, when he met with Gingrich and NOT Dole in 1996, he was telling Gingrich to be patient and wait his turn! WAKE UP SHEEPLE! THE FIX IS IN!
And did you know that Barack Obama was a teenage time traveler for the government back in the 1980s and teleported to Mars? IT’S ON THE INTERNET SO IT’S TRUE!
