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Not just a gambler, he cheated too: A fan proves that Pete Rose corked his bats during his quest to become baseball’s all-time hitter. This ESPN column from last summer tries to come to terms with the reality that Charlie Hustle will never be in the Hall of Fame, but in light of this article it’s hard to justify any sympathy at all.

I was moved by this story at Salon by musician John Manchester, who is the son of the late historian William Manchester. William Manchester, who died in 2004, left instructions that his children should build a coffin for him by hand, and in this article his son writes about not just trying to figure out how to do it, but figuring out why his father wanted them to do it.

From the department of “Capitalism Destroys Everything”, this post at 3Quarks Daily by Jeff Strabone makes an observation that should seem obvious but apparently isn’t to a lot of people: the insatiable juggernaut of capitalism compels corporations to do anything and everything they can get away with under the letter of the law in order to turn a profit, so if you want to rein them in, your only recourse is to regulate the motherlovin’ shit out of them. The folly of Reaganism is the single most destructive thing that happened to the United States in the 20th Century, though it has taken these last 30 years to really bear fruit. This may be our last chance to reverse Reaganism once and for all.

The gift that keeps on giving: this Fast Company article documents the ongoing health nightmares affecting people who helped clean up the Exxon Valdez oil spill 21 years agom which are already beginning to show up in workers cleaning up along the Gulf Coast. So far the human death toll from this incident is still 11, but how many more lives will it eventually claim.

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How NOT To Be A Millionaire, Part 2

The latest “victim” of the bad economy appears to be actor Nicholas Cage, but before you start feeling too sorry for him, this story from The Daily Beast might make you feel a little less sympathy. And don’t miss the slideshow featuring a few of his mansions, fancy cars, and other “necessities”.

At least he wasn’t hoarding stockpiles of swine flu vaccines like these criminals.

If you want me, I’ll be out sharpening my guillotine. Eventually someone’s going to need to use it.

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Buy Me Some Peanuts And Cracker Jack, Please!

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Not being a follower of professional sports, I’ve heard these sort of stories for years and never known whether to believe them or not, but this Sports Illustrated article is pretty convincing: 78% of retired NFL players go broke within 2 years of leaving professional football. For NBA players, it is 60% within 5 years. According to the article, for most of them, the greatest financial loss comes from divorce — apparently all those insanely hot women who marry athletes really ARE just in it for the money. The rest of it comes mainly from bad investments made because guys who are pro athletes aren’t too great at paying attention to lots of boring math ‘n’ shit.

It’s always a little discouraging to discover that the worst stereotypes of a particular group of people — in this case, stupid, spoiled, and overpaid athletes — are really the truest ones. When I was a sophomore in college, I lived in the dorm where the football team ate after practice, and well remember them being ushered to the door of the dorm in big black limousines, often being accompanied by..ahem..professional young women, and generally being treated like superstars, even though Northwestern was the worst team in college football at that time. After all that pampering in college (and I have to imagine it is only worse at schools where the football teams are actual contenders), and all the easy money in the pros, no wonder they are clueless and ready to be taken to the cleaners.

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“You’re All In On It”

Yes, every blog in the world, it seems, has a link to the clips of the tete-a-tete between Jon Stewart and Jim Cramer on last night’s “The Daily Show”. And, yes, so do I.
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Maybe The Message Is Getting Through, Maybe Not

Did you happen to read Tom Friedman’s op-ed in yesterday’s New York Times? Check this out:

Let’s today step out of the normal boundaries of analysis of our economic crisis and ask a radical question: What if the crisis of 2008 represents something much more fundamental than a deep recession? What if it’s telling us that the whole growth model we created over the last 50 years is simply unsustainable economically and ecologically and that 2008 was when we hit the wall — when Mother Nature and the market both said: “No more.”

Now, I don’t think Tom Friedman reads my little blog, but didn’t I basically say this just the other day? This is not just a downturn, it’s a threshold for changing the entire paradigm, kiddies, and throwing money at rich people isn’t going to cut the mustard.

Now the drums are starting to pound in the faraway hills, calling for the head of Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner. While Geithner undoubtedly has the support and blessings of President Obama, and Obama needs to take some heat on this too, it has been Geithner as the supposed “go-to guy” on the banking crisis who is starting to make Hank Paulson look like a freaking Chatty Cathy. Financial commentator Henry Blodget rants on at length about Geithner’s failure here and comes up with the following indictments:

Before taking office at the end of January, Tim Geithner had many months to develop a solid plan for what to do. He had the opportunity to see what was working and what wasn’t and to consult with dozens of experts, many of whom had no stake in the matter (unlike the Wall Street kingpins who seem to have shaped Geithner’s inaccurate view of the situation). He had the opportunity to see and understand that what America needs most right now is clarity and decisiveness.

Then he took office. In the five weeks since, Tim Geithner has:

* Given a speech billed as the solution to the financial crisis in which he promised something vague, someday, that sounded an awful lot like the bad plan that didn’t work in the past administration (which really isn’t that surprising, given that Geithner was the one who came up with the earlier bad plan).

* Floated multiple versions of the same plan into the press hoping that one would be enthusiastically received by someone other than Wall Street (no dice.)

* Refused to seriously discuss the consensus opinion of most neutral economists and experts: That the banking system is insolvent and that the solution is pre-privatization.

* Given Congressional testimony in which his brusque, defensive manner and weak responses have inspired no confidence and served only to make people wonder again why Obama picked him for the job.

and, most importantly, Tim Geithner has:

* Refused to revisit or defend his almost certainly inaccurate view that this crisis is merely a temporary price decline caused by a lack of liquidity, rather than a collapse of a debt-driven economy. You can’t cure the patient if you’re treating the wrong problem.

Now, I’ll say again that Barack Obama deserves almost as much blame for 1. picking Geithner because he knew the appointment would appease Republicans and 2. endorsing what was basically the Paulson Plan II even though it was clear before the inauguration that it was the wrong thing to do. And at some point I hope people are going to hold Obama to that. But for now, he should probably find someone who a) isn’t Larry Summers or Bob Rubin and b) paid his fucking taxes on time to replace him.

This somewhat lame defense of Geithner appeared in Tina Brown’s Daily Beast from BBC reporter Katty Kay. Kay’s arguments all stem from the political side of the equation, while Blodget’s critiques come from the policy side. In this particular situation, though, political arguments are probably the last line of defense anybody really wants to engage in. The reality is that the bank bailout situation remains an enormous failure that simply started with Bush and has continued with Obama and needs a new direction, which almost certainly requires a new point-man.

Oh, and while we’re at it, this post from CNBC commentator Barry Ritholtz ought to make the steam start pouring out of your ears, if it isn’t already. Ritholtz says that Bloomberg News reports that the bailout money that the government has been pouring into AIG is being funneled back to Goldman Sachs and other investment banks, not being used by AIG for its own situation. They are getting away with this because they don’t have to tell anybody what they are doing with the money. And guess what….Hank Paulson AND Tim Geithner are both former Goldman Sachs bigwigs…hmmm…

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Yeah, That’s Gonna Cost You

Can I just ask how it came to happen that anyone and everyone associated with any aspect of the automotive universe is a crook, a thief, a liar, or just an all-around scumbag? Car salesmen, mechanics, insurance companies, body shops, the “Big Three” automakers, people who sell their cars on Craig’s List…each and every last one a total no-goodnik. It just seems like anytime the word “car” gets mentioned, there is someone who will be more than glad to fuck you over just waiting around the corner.

There’s no long sob-story involved here, it’s just more of a general observation I’ve made that has been reinforced over the last several months as we’ve had to engage with many and varied individuals over issues related to automobiles. There have been some repair issues — my car needed a new radiator back in December, Bridget’s car has a laundry list of wear-and-tear items to get maintained, and we’ve both needed tires recently — and so my particular focus has been on the people who fix cars, but the more I thought about it, the more I realized that ALL aspects of the automobile world are dominated by people looking to separate you from as much money as possible in as many different ways as they possibly can.

Is there any other sphere of life in this country where the baseline expectation is that you are going to be cheated by whomever you encounter? Real estate? Financial advisers? Lawyers? (Boy, you know you’re among the lowest of the low when lawyers have a better reputation than you do.)

I don’t have any great answers or insights here. I’m hoping this is more of a “conversation starter” among the regular visitors.

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Let Them Eat Cake!

As I’m sure you know, last week Barack Obama added a salary cap provision to the next round of bank bailouts that would limit the pay of any executive at a bank receiving TARP money to half a million dollars a year. The right-wingers immediately started shrieking “Socialism! Socialism!”, but at this point those people have reached the level of slime mold in terms of credibility (and that’s insulting the slime mold). Since Obama said it was a “take-it-or-leave-it” proposition, Bank of America decided it was more important to continue to plunder their depositors’ money for things like bonuses and Super Bowl parties and so they won’t have anything to do with the next round of bailouts.

Meanwhile, the New York Times had the unmitigated gall to run this article in Sunday’s paper about just how hard it is for the average millionaire to eke by on half a million dollars a year in New York City. Why, a chauffeur alone costs anywhere from $75,000 to $125,000 a year! And Wifey simply MUST spend $35,000-$50,000 on two or three new frocks to wear to all those ghastly social events millionaires must attend. Not to mention the $4 million summer house in the Hamptons, the $20,000 vacations twice a year (sun in the winter, skiing in the spring, dahling!). How ANYONE could expect a person to barely scrape by on half a million dollars is simply a NIGHTMARE.

My friends, I have the perfect solution:

If it was good enough for Marie Antoinette, surely it is good enough for these people.

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Buddy, Can You Spare $18 Billion?

A few links about the neverending clusterfuck we have gotten ourselves into economically:

Harvard professor and darling-of-the-right Niall Ferguson gave this interview to Vanity Fair, where he asserts that the United States really has no choice but to walk away from its colossal foreign debt, because the only other option is complete collapse. He makes a few other salient points along the way, most notably that China is also completely fucked because of us and can’t really do anything about it economically, but absolutely has the upper hand on any diplomatic disputes that might arise for a long, long time to come. Coincidentally, he’s plugging his new book The Ascent of Money, which he says he planned to have published just as the entire world economy fell into the shitter, since that’s a GREAT way to sell books.

But it looks like he’s not talking out of his ass on this. This article on a financial news website called Seeking Alpha offers pretty much the same conclusions as Ferguson’s, albeit in more technical financial jargon (via Polymeme). The whole damn country is about to miss its mortgage payment, and when that happens you’ll be using your 401(k) statements for toilet paper. So don’t go calling Cash4Gold.com just yet.

Meanwhile, I think a lot of people are still trying to pick their jaws up off the floor over the reports of $18 BILLION dollars being handed out to Wall Street executives using our precious “bailout” money. Not to mention the daily stream of stories about banks spending millions on stadium naming rights, the BofA CEO with the multimillion-dollar decorating bill, and other such rubbing-your-nose-in-it shenanigans. At The Seminal, contributor Chris Edelson did a little quick math to come up with some of the other things we could have done with that $18B besides piss it away on the bailout. For example, the S-CHIP bill, which was passed by both houses of Congress last week (and was vetoed TWICE by George Bush) will add $32 billion per year to a program that already costs $25 billion per year. The bailout bonus money could have paid for that increase for two years running without the increase in cigarette taxes which will be the funding mechanism.

Now, some regular visitors here don’t much like Vermont Senator Bernie Sanders, but I think he’s one of the best representatives any state in America could ask for. Like a lot of us, Bernie is simply PISSED OFF about the bailout and the flagrant contempt with which the Wall Street criminals are raping this country. Last week, Bernie sent a letter to Senate Majority Leader Harry “Gutless Wonder” Reid demanding that the Senate begin investigations into the disbursement and use of TARP funds. President Obama’s “salary cap” proposal is a first step, but a laughable one when you consider the scope of the fraud being committed, and nothing short of an investigating committee with a freshly-sharpened guillotine is going to have any real impact.

Regular readers know that I have posted a couple of times about the economic disaster as it has played out in Iceland, and you probably heard that the government there fell, as well as the story about the new prime minister being a lesbian (which, like Obama being black is all well and good but not particularly relevant at this moment in history). But next on the chopping block is Latvia, where rioting nearly brought down the government last week. The problems in Latvia are strikingly similar to those in Iceland, but a compounding issue for the Balkan country is that a third of the population is Russian, and they are agitating over what they call discrimination against them. That, in turn, could give Russia an excuse to cause trouble, if it so chose.

And while those two cold northern countries are struggling, so is the “Las Vegas of the Arab World”, Dubai. Unlike Iceland and Latvia, though, Dubai’s troubles all come from their overheated real estate speculation. This post at The Daily Clarity outlines the heart of the problem, which has manifested itself in the rapid departure of hundreds of ex-pat workers and businessmen who were fueling the Dubai land grabs. They point to this Times of London article about the recent phenomenon of luxury cars being abandoned at Dubai’s international airport by businessmen getting out while the getting is good. I’m actually a little surprised that American businessmen haven’t started pulling the same shit, but maybe they’re waiting for those bailout bonus checks to clear first.

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Capitalism Destroys Everything, Chapter #3549

Hey, whaddayaknow? Those financial wizards at AIG have asked for MORE money so they do things like blow a third of a million dollars on yet ANOTHER weekend resort getaway for their bigwigs. That’s almost a buck and a half for every American who filed for unemployment in October. And now we have to bail out the auto industry for their inability to adapt to economic reality, too! They’re TOO BIG TO FAIL!!

Sheesh.

Well, if there’s anyone left who wants to quibble with my motto, “Capitalism Destroys Everything”, I’ll pause for a show of hands.

Thought so.

Here’s an article from a website that focuses on issues related to “Peak Oil” called Energy Bulletin from a fellow named Jerry Silberman. He says our present economic crisis may well be “The Last Recession” ever, because capitalism has blown itself out for good. A quick pull quote:

One thing that may make this transition easier is that, whether we like it or not, this is the final recession of this system. Along with the peak of oil production, now visible in our rear view mirror, capitalist expansion is done. The slope down will not be uniform, there will be upticks along the way, and regional variations, but the peak is past. There is only one way to go, and it’s down.

Now, say what you will about the Peak Oil gloom-and-doomsayers, but he makes several very good points about diminishing resources across the board (not just petroleum) as disincentives to invest, causing a spiral effect. But his second point is that even though the model of ever-more-profitable-at-any-cost capitalism has reached its conclusion, it may be possible to use this opportunity for a model of sustainability, where growth is not always the most desirable outcome:

Shift our values to a sustainable model, where growth is not a primary goal or an unqualified good. Let’s make our “investment” decisions based on what will be sufficient to meet our human needs for physical security, social justice, and cultural enrichment. Central to this model is the determination that all our strategies, and the goals we seek, must be within the limits of our resources such that projected over the uncountable generations, they must not deprive us of the ability to sufficiently meet our basic human needs. As outlined above, the principles and practices of capitalism cannot deliver this kind of model.

All the bullshit from the Republicans about Barack Obama being a “socialist” or a “Marxist” notwithstanding, Obama does have the opportunity to sow some of the seeds that need to be planted now to make this transition out of mass capitalism manageable, and his stated intentions with regard to energy policy and national infrastructure are on the right track, but throwing trillions of dollars at industries that have destroyed themselves with absolutely no guarantee that said bailouts will have any positive effect except to allow big executive bonuses and spa weekends is getting off on the wrong foot.

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Capitalism Destroys Everything

Do I even have to say it at this point? The unfettered hand of capitalism, in this case manifested as the deregulated financial industry, reveals itself once again to have no compunction about destroying anything, including itself, in its juggernaut quest for profit. With the gaze of federal regulators turned away by formal deregulation and overall loose constraint on the part of the administration, the financiers destroyed themselves by chasing after profit to the exclusion of sensible management of debt. And now that the true rewards of such rapaciousness have come home to roost, those free-market warriors have forced said administration into a corner and demanded to be bailed out. And, as usual, it is the pocket of the average person, not the super-wealthy who benefitted most from those years of unscrupulous and unbridled greed, being picked to make sure those billionaires aren’t reduced to mere millionaires.

Times of London financial editor Anatole Kaletsky recognizes the end game of the global capitalist system when he sees it. He’s almost livid about the U.S.government’s overnight absorption of AIG, and echoes the financial world’s public mourning of its own demise. But despite the inevitable economic hardship these events are about to unleash on the population of the world, I am more in agreement with some of the sentiments aired by Douglas Rushkoff. We are at the tipping point of the post-capitalist era because the capitalists can’t bleed us for any more wealth and are beginning to cannibalize one another. The true value of “money” is revealed for its actual self: absolutely nothing. That will be a profound leveller of society and redirect our economic focus back to “real” assets: goods, some services, infrastructure, etc. The parasites who reduce everything to widgets and skim the profits will be choked of their blood supply, hopefully long enough to kill them, but at least long enough to displace them. Sadly, the way to that future will consist of a great deal of adjustment and displacement for a great many people. Our society’s short-term focus and relaince on instant gratification will not hold up well. Dark days await us all.

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