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Waffles For Everyone!

They said it couldn’t be done, but after a year and a half without one,the political parties in Belgium have finally formed a government.

Word is that the politicians were getting nervous because the country was running just fine without them and they felt pressure to do something before the people simply got rid of them entirely.

They’ve managed to get their act together just in time to watch the rest of Europe implode over the Eurozone crisis. Since Brussels is also the capital of the EU, there will be quite a few displaced Euro politicians floating around the city looking for something to do before long, so perhaps they can all find jobs in the new Belgian government. Or selling pommes frites.

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At Least There’s Something All Belgians Have In Common

Flemish and Walloon Belgians alike can now have common sympathies: every single Catholic parish in the entire nation of Belgium has suffered from child abuse at the hands of their priests. Topping it all off, the bishop of Bruges molested his own nephew beginning when the boy was only five years old. And the reaction of the Vatican? Shock and outrage that priests would be treated like common criminals by the police. Ooooookay, then.

The Catholic Church in Ireland expressed dismay that they could be outdone by a bunch of feckin’ Belgies, and promised that they would try harder to make sure no Irish Catholic boy goes unmolested. They also pointed out that the Irish clergy are still the world leaders in flogging, slave-labor and gang-rape, as they have been for 30 years.

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Flanders Gets The Waffles, Wallonia Gets The Frites, And Custody Of The Chocolate Is Shared

Raw Story.org reports that the long-anticipated breakup of Belgium may be imminent, as King Albert II tried over the weekend to reignite the seven-party (!) dialogue to form a working government. Now the sense of the situation is that not only would Wallonia be annexed by France, but that Flanders might seek to join with The Netherlands, particularly if Brussels were to be partitioned off into a separate city-state of its own, which is also a real possibility.

The always-interesting Morgan Meis wrote a good backgrounder on the Belgian situation not too long ago at The Smart Set that puts some of it into the context of the lives of ordinary Belgians rather than the rhetoric of politicians.

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Less Wallooney?

Belgium had a snap parliamentary election over the weekend, and the big winner was the separatist New Flemish Party that wants to dissolve the nation and restore Flanders as an autonomous country.

The devolution of Belgium has been a critical issue for several years. Three years ago, the elections in Belgium were so contentious that it made it almost impossible for the winning party to form a national government for months afterward. The New Flemish Party only won six seats in that election, but yesterday took 27. Ironically enough, they still have to work out a power sharing deal with the French Socialists to create a government, but it means that devolution will be front-and-center on the government’s agenda.

If it comes to pass, there’s a pretty good likelihood that Wallonia would join France, a move that has support in both France and Wallonia. Among the Flemish, only 32% actively support breaking up the country, but the victory of the separatists indicates that the desire for some sort of recalculation of political power in Belgium is strong.

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The French Connection

Belgium is coming apart at the seams. Last time I talked about it, they were still having a helluva time putting together their national government and talk about dissolving the country into Wallonia and Flanders had gone from being a national joke to a national crisis.

Now, everyone is serious about the breakup, but the sticking point is what to do about Brussels. Brussels is traditionally French-speaking, but it is located deep within the Flemish-speaking region of Flanders. There had been some discussion about turning Brussels into a separate city-state governed directly by the European Union (since Brussels is the capital of the EU), but apparently that was a non-starter.

The map above is from an article in the Belgian newspaper Le Soir (en français), which briefly details a new plan being offered by the Belgian Senate to create a Francophone corridor linking Brussels to Wallonia. While Flanders would have to cede the territory to Wallonia to make this happen, in return Wallonia would cede a similar portion of territory to Flanders that has been a sticking point for the Flemish speakers. If you read French, I highy recommend reading the comments posted at the end of the article, which take both sides of the argument. It’s obvious that the Belgians collectively still haven’t quite wrapped their minds around the idea of separation, but that political forces beyond their control might make it happen anyway.

Thanks to the always-interesting Strange Maps blog for the picture and the link to the Le Soir article.

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Belgium: Still Waffling

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You might recall me mentioning that Belgium was in a bit of a sticky wicket because they couldn’t manage to form a new national government, and there was quite a bit of serious talk about splitting up the country.

Well, it’s nearly three months later, and they still don’t have a national government. Fortunately, nobody seems to have noticed or cared, and life goes on in its own peculiar way from day to day. Much of the talk about splitting up the country hasn’t gone a lot further than just talk, since neither the Dutch nor the French really want to take on new citizens (and the Belgian national debt), but Brussels might evolve into a sort of city-state on its own (even though the EU might move its capital elsewhere).

The IHT article in the link points out that the success of the EU as a super-national state is having similar effects elsewhere (to wit: Scotland), since the existence of the federal European government obviates most of the purposes of the original national governments. It will probably take a good deal more convincing to get countries like Germany and France to devolve back into their smaller components, but some of the other more loosely-organized European countries (the largest and most obvious being Italy) might also go the way of the dodo in time.

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For Sale, €220 Billion O.B.O. (Used)

Belgium

One pre-owned Western European nation for sale. Includes two languages, one king, and 10 million citizens. Only overrun by Germany twice in the last 100 years, very little damage. May suddenly dissolve into two separate squabbling countries at any time.

Plusses: chocolate, frites, beer, waffles

Minuses: EU bureaucrats and tiny cabbages (Brussels only — may sell off separately), jokes about phlegm, easy bypass to Paris in case of war.

Being sold as-is, no refunds.

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We’re Number 17!! We’re Number 17!!

The Economist has published a “Democracy Index”, which considers the relative level of democracy in the governance of all the countries in the world along five crtieria: electoral process and pluralism; civil liberties; the functioning of government; political participation; and political culture.

They conclude that there are 28 “full democracies” in the world today, and the most democratic country by their measure is Sweden, with an index of 9.88 on a scale of 0-10. (Full report in PDF format)

The United States ranks 17th, in between Spain and the Czech Republic. But, hey, we still beat the U.K. (#23) and France (#24). And that’s better than our ranking on that other linchpin of American liberty, freedom of the press. Our press freedom ranking is #22, where we’re tied with Belgium, right after that bastion of freedom, Bosnia.

What a country!

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