Sex accessory retailer Condomania has released a ranking of all fifty states by average penis size, and the state with the smallest dicks is Wyoming, home state of the previous Vice President.
The biggest dicks in America? New Hampshire. Ayuh.
They also rated cities by average penis size, and it turns out that New Yorkers aren’t as dickish as you probably thought, rating only #4. The Big Easy gets the top spot, with the nation’s capital rating #2 (Congress must have been on recess when they conducted the survey). Boston ranks 15th since, as we all know, people from Boston aren’t big dicks, they’re (m)assholes.


