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The Only Big Dick From Wyoming Is Cheney

Sex accessory retailer Condomania has released a ranking of all fifty states by average penis size, and the state with the smallest dicks is Wyoming, home state of the previous Vice President.

The biggest dicks in America? New Hampshire. Ayuh.

They also rated cities by average penis size, and it turns out that New Yorkers aren’t as dickish as you probably thought, rating only #4. The Big Easy gets the top spot, with the nation’s capital rating #2 (Congress must have been on recess when they conducted the survey). Boston ranks 15th since, as we all know, people from Boston aren’t big dicks, they’re (m)assholes.

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If you’re like this fellow, perhaps you’ve discovered that it’s time that you need to be able to share the difficulties of being well-endowed with others who are similarly afflicted. No need for all those penis-enlargement spam e-mails for you, you’ve got all the salami you need, but now you need a little acknowledgement that life for most men with large penises isn’t like a John Holmes movie at all.

Well, fret no more, Mr. E. Normous Johnson, because there’s an Internet forum just for you: The Large Penis Support Group

Milton Berle was legendary in show business circles for having an unusually large penis, and it’s rumored that he also founded an exclusive club for Hollywood men who were equally well-endowed, but the LPSG message board is more than just a bragging contest. The tally at the bottom of the message board says that there are over 38,000 active members of the group (no pun intended)…talk about a bunch of dicks. (pun very much intended).

Me? Only in my dreams. I could be the spokesperson for their counterpart organization, the Eeny Weenie Beanie Squad.

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From Now On, Please Call Me “Dave”

Wall..er..Well-Hung

This reader poll in the British tabloid "The Sun" says that British girls think "Dave" is the name that they most think of as being "well-endowed".  Along with Dave, the other top names include Paul, Steve, and James.

On the other end of the spectrum, "Ray" is the name girls most associate with small penises, followed immediately by, you guessed it, Brian.

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