I think we’ve clearly established what sort of people wear bluetooth headsets, but just in case you really, really, REALLY need to demonstrate just how big a douchebag you are to everyone around you, perhaps this head-mounted constant-streaming videocam is the way to go. You get to walk around with this thing that vaguely resembles a vibrator sticking out of the side of your head which sends a constant live feed to your smartphone and allows you to capture 30-second clips to said device via an app (Of course! What else but an APP? This is 2010, bitchez!) and a button on the headcam.
The only thing missing that I can see is an instant “post to Facebook” button so you can share your douchebaggery with all your “friends” automatically, but I imagine they have to have something new for the 2.0 release.
