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Boob Job Barbie
Hey, you try keeping ‘em perky when you’re 51!
Also, it appears that the older version of Barbie had no head. No wonder she thought math was so hard.
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Tits And Ass
SCIENCE! Is there anything it CAN’T DO?!?!?
Future tech website Singularity Hub reports that researchers in Australia have developed a technique for using stem cells to regrow breasts as an alternative to implants and other reconstructive surgical techniques for breast cancer patients. The technique is sufficiently developed enough (sorry) that clinical trials could begin very soon and an approved treatment could be available in as little as three years (probably longer before it would be available in the U.S.).
Meanwhile, the BBC reports that researchers at Northwestern University have concluded that women with big asses are more likely to have poor memory. Of course, it’s already well established that women with big breasts make men stupid, so this just evens things out a little bit.
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Almoast Purrfeck
When you get right down to it, the three things that make the Internet great are (in no particular order of preference):
- Things blowing up
- Kitties
- and, of course, boobs
So I’m pleased to present to you a site that manages to combine two of the three best (or is it really four best) things:
But some individuals are still NOT satisfied, as you might imagine…
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Engineering 101 – For Men Only
Gentlemen, I hope you’ll agree that we can all benefit from a little enhanced scientific learning once in a while. And so I am happy to present to you this website which explains two critical concepts in engineering: Harmonic vs. Sinusoidal Motion
(You can all thank me later, when the wife isn’t looking)
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All I Want For Christmas Is My Two Front Teats
When I linked to that Violent Acres post last week, I had no idea I was stepping into a hornet’s nest; apparently she is a serious hot-button topic among the social blogging crowd, and I found my site being deluged with searches and hits from people looking for stuff about her and her ongoing battle with her enemies.
Those folks will be very disappointed here, I think, but I’m going to tempt fate again with another link to her blog. This time it’s a post she made yesterday about wishing for boobs for Christmas when she was five years old. It’s hilarious as well as affectionate, and not nearly as ranty as usual.
It registered with me because Charlotte is now at the age where she’s developing curiosity and interest in her body, the bodies of other people, and all of those questions about babies and sex and so on that make most people squirm uncomfortably, and (when posed to them by their daughters) make most men clam right up and say “go ask your mother.” Bridget and I have both made a point of being as direct and honest and complete about the things we tell her when these questions come up; one evening at bedtime not too long ago, Charlotte and I had a very involved conversation about penises and vaginas and why boys have one set of bits and girls have the other. (Gawd, you can just imagine the search engine hits from this now, eh?)
Charlotte is very focused on being a teenager in a way that I don’t recall from my own childhood. At six, I didn’t have the slightest clue about teenagers, but she does. Mostly her vision of being a teenager is about being able to do and have things like cars and clothes and living in New York City, and not about the physical elements of adolescence. As far as I know, she hasn’t wished for boobs yet, but I can imagine this happening some Christmas for us, too.
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The 24/7/365 Bra
An Israeli hi-tech company reports that they are developing a silicone cup that can be surgically implanted in the underside of a woman’s breast to act as an “internal bra”. The surgery to implant the device is minimally invasive like other breast implant procedures, and because the device is attached directly to the musculature in the patient’s chest, it should continue to provide support even as the breasts naturally begin to sag.
This hasn’t been approved for any real-world use yet; the company developing the device and the surgical procedure are still trying it out on pigs (no comment), but I suspect that when this does work its way through FDA approvals in a few years, it will be INSANELY popular among the aging Hollywood actress population and other “stay young at any cost” demographics.
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I Like Make Sexy Time With You
Is it a sex toy or an exercise machine? See if you can tell the difference between these contraptions over at The Good Reverend.
And once you’ve figured out the difference between an elliptical trainer and a BDSM rack, go over to 10 Zen Monkeys and consider how Hollywood manages to turn everything into an opportunity to to ogle starlets’ breasts (and other assorted naughty bits).
Bonus points if you can match up the buxom movie star to her favorite exercise machine/sex toy.
(This post totally safe for work, just in case you’re worried)
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Asking The Wrong Question
We’ve all asked this question at least once: “Why do men have nipples?” And there’s no shortage of people providing answers on the Internet, from Uncle Cecil to evolutionary biologists to Aristotle.
But maybe we’re asking the wrong question. This post at Damn Interesting comes at it from a different direction and wonders why women have boobs. You may think you know the answer, but this post offers an explanation that considers another evolutionary purpose.
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Not only damn interesting, but pretty damn funny.
Posted by Tony [URL] on 05/15/07